Prepuce-Face Slaturd: Our Chumpeen Emeritus of Chronic Ass..

Well.... we'll see....

Yes, Little MerdieMuck Slaturd, our resident pointy-headed whine-
swiller-extraordinaire, is in a mighty close tie with several other
such egregiously assholic coprophages.

Credit Where Due:

Their unwavering perseverance @ preposterous poopery, their stunning
stupidity, rollickingly riotous retardation, and sheer fugliness will
totally distinguish them. With any luck it'll EXtinguish them, as
well, yes? :)

>Congratulations to me, Mr. T.???

Well now, Merdikins, you must learn to share - with your fellow a-
holes, A-hole. It's 'character-building' - not that you aren't
already a 'character'.

In fact....
What a crass cunc you are, Merdie, as anyone can see - and many
*have*!

We stand in awe of you, Merde!

@the sincereliestest,
LT

One of Merdie Slaturd's close competitors, Diqphayce Lobe, gushes:

>Hee hee hee!!!!! One of the >funniest threads I have seen >here in awhile - brilliant!!!!
>Your very own Diqphayce - Lobe

But...but how would the dullard and known nincompoop, Diqphayce, La
Cunc, Lobe, know 'brilliant'? How?

The answer:

Not even if bitten by it, on its nonexistent genitals.

And there, you have it.

On Jul 15, 10:44 am, "L. Credit Where Due T." <lnrd_tl... RemoveThis @yahoo.com>
wrote:
> Well.... we'll see....
>
> Yes, Little MerdieMuck Slaturd, our resident pointy-headed whine-
> swiller-extraordinaire, is in a mighty close tie with several other
> such egregiously assholic coprophages.
>
> Credit Where Due:
>
> Their unwavering perseverance @ preposterous poopery, their stunning
> stupidity, rollickingly riotous retardation, and sheer fugliness will
> totally distinguish them. With any luck it'll EXtinguish them, as
> well, yes? :)
>
> >Congratulations to me, Mr. T.???
>
> Well now, Merdikins, you must learn to share - with your fellow a-
> holes, A-hole. It's 'character-building' - not that you aren't
> already a 'character'.
>
> In fact....
> What a crass cunc you are, Merdie, as anyone can see - and many
> *have*!
>
> We stand in awe of you, Merde!
>
> @the sincereliestest,
> LT